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dinsdale1978
04-13-2010, 03:20 PM
I often find myself crouching by the copy machine trying to arm the MCOMM station. It only worked once. BOOM!.

You steal some kid’s RC copter at the park and tell him to move up because you are spotting enemies.

Someone drops a pineapple in the grocery store and you yell, “Grenataaaaaaaaa!!!”\

Original post: http://badcompany2blog.com/2010/you-kno ... field-when (http://badcompany2blog.com/2010/you-know-youve-been-playing-to-much-battlefield-when)

TrojanTeacher
04-13-2010, 04:40 PM
True fact: I use to have my Battlefield 2 game in my Start-Up directory on my computer because as soon as that puppy started I wanted to game. Talk about addiction. :))

theczech99
04-13-2010, 07:40 PM
When someone walks by at the end of your street and you try to reach for the lmg to pick them off. :))

Onepoint
04-13-2010, 11:29 PM
You throw whatever box you are carrying at the time at a strangers feet and yell "Here's some ammo!"

TrOjAn HeX
04-14-2010, 01:26 AM
When you are driving to work and suddenly stop before a pot hole you ask your passenger to check for land mines.

Bongtoker A2
04-14-2010, 09:31 AM
When I finally decided to start the campaign after only playing online for the past month and I keep hitting the back button to spot for my squad.

dinsdale1978
04-14-2010, 10:15 AM
When I finally decided to start the campaign after only playing online for the past month and I keep hitting the back button to spot for my squad.

I still do that without thinking. Damn binoculars don't do much for spotting.

REMEC87
04-14-2010, 10:22 AM
...you wanna play a MW2 match with your new clanmates and you keep hitting R3 to crouch and end up slashing the air in front of you...

RATA MUERTA
04-14-2010, 10:35 AM
...you wanna play a MW2 match with your new clanmates and you keep hitting R3 to crouch and end up slashing the air in front of you...
Hahahahaha I was thinking of this yesterday. I have to rewire my brain to play the different games....it has ruined knifing people in MW2 for me...grrr :tongue:

sam007
04-14-2010, 01:12 PM
You spot an airplane in the air and immediately want to get your rocket launcher out to blow it out of the sky...

You hear that pinging motion mine noise and immediately get all paranoid and start searching for the enemy...

You're watching youtube gameplay videos at work where you cannot play...

theczech99
04-14-2010, 01:34 PM
When you’re on the MP forum every day posting war stories! =))

TheFreak75
04-14-2010, 01:49 PM
When you know your getting an F in COM 101, but do not care cause you just got all the guns for every class. SAD!!!!! I KNOW.

TheFreak75
04-14-2010, 01:51 PM
When you go to bed and start stategizing on thing you can do and places to hide for the next day.... in your sleep!! :D .

dinsdale1978
04-14-2010, 02:06 PM
You spot an airplane in the air and immediately want to get your rocket launcher out to blow it out of the sky...

You hear that pinging motion mine noise and immediately get all paranoid and start searching for the enemy...

You're watching youtube gameplay videos at work where you cannot play...

I remember one day leaving on the gameplay videos instead of iTunes and actually found it comforting. I need help.

sam007
04-14-2010, 03:37 PM
We're here to support one another in times of need, hahaha.

BC2A (Bad Company 2 Anonymous)

Psalm
04-14-2010, 03:41 PM
The other day, I ran my Tork wrench down the side of my Honda trying to fix the damage....
right, after I snatched my Wifes necklace off her.... after poking her in the back with a dull butter knife.

theczech99
04-15-2010, 08:32 AM
Really, there is such a thing as playing too much? I don’t think so but my wife thinks differently. To her any amount of playing online is tooooooo much!!!

TrojanTeacher
04-15-2010, 01:46 PM
Really, there is such a thing as playing too much? I don’t think so but my wife thinks differently. To her any amount of playing online is tooooooo much!!!

Yep, same here. I just tell her that it's my way of venting. I'd rather shoot people in a game than in real life. LOL! :))

BrimstonePsycho
04-15-2010, 09:54 PM
when you and your son arrive to the house just before entering. then you tell your son-"i'll sweep left and you sweep right. oh yeah, dont forget to check your six" :applause:

Spike Forehand
04-16-2010, 11:56 AM
I had a cold and kept looking for a med kit to crouch beside.

BrimstonePsycho
04-16-2010, 04:12 PM
when u hear a truck back-fire you say, "theres a sniper somewhere"

Toxic Avenger72
04-17-2010, 05:39 PM
when u hear a truck back-fire you say, "theres a sniper somewhere"

My neighbor's lawnmower backfired today and I thought the same thing. LOL! =))

BrimstonePsycho
04-17-2010, 10:30 PM
lmfao! today me and my son strolled da mall today and we saw these kids both about 8 or 9 yrs old. they were pretending to shoot bad guys and one of them says "ammo, i need ammo!!". then came along a teenager from behind them, drops a small empty pizza hut box and says, "here some ammo". what made it funny was that the teenager was wearing a BFBC2 t-shirt. lol i thought i should post this today.

Onepoint
04-18-2010, 10:57 AM
Heheh, yeah I happened to have a blackhawk fly over me yesterday and I caught myself thinking "that damn blackhawk". At least he was not shooting at me for a change. :)

soulja
04-18-2010, 02:11 PM
After buying a 20 oz. soda of Dr. Pepper…I saw an EA advertisement on the bottle claiming to be giving away exclusive downloads for Battlefield BC2. After spending about 20 minutes on their site looking for the goods…I found nothing.

serves me right, I guess. haha

dinsdale1978
04-18-2010, 04:37 PM
After buying a 20 oz. soda of Dr. Pepper…I saw an EA advertisement on the bottle claiming to be giving away exclusive downloads for Battlefield BC2. After spending about 20 minutes on their site looking for the goods…I found nothing.

serves me right, I guess. haha

Check again this Thursday or after they patch the game this week. The devs have been waiting on releasing it.

ustolemygmrtag
04-19-2010, 08:56 AM
Here are 2 You have been playing too much BCBF2.

1. Meg, My wife was out at the farm. And out of the corner of her eye spotted a Buzzard, and thought " UAV! I must get to cover!"

2. Your cell ringtone is the BFBC2 start up music. Clicky here (http://ll.assets.ea.com/nawp/na/u/f/GPO/eagames/battlefield/bad_company_2/vid/BF_BC2_Stinger.mp3)

I get goose bumps every time someone calls me.

SlapLaB
04-19-2010, 10:24 AM
when...

you've been changing your PS3 to play BC2 :smug:

DayliteMag
04-19-2010, 01:46 PM
when...

you've been changing your PS3 to play BC2 :smug:

Or, went out and bought a Turtle Beach wireless headset ($140) so that you could communicate with MP Clanmates!

ellison81
04-19-2010, 04:42 PM
You are looking for little orange triangles above peoples heads....

MrBlitzer72
04-19-2010, 10:53 PM
When you look at your unlocks and guns and realize...sigh...there is nothing left except platium!

~MrBlitzer72
~Jeremy

dinsdale1978
04-20-2010, 12:33 AM
When you look at your unlocks and guns and realize...sigh...there is nothing left except platium!

~MrBlitzer72
~Jeremy

Or the elusive M1 Garand. I keep wondering if they will ever fill the empty spaces in the gadgets.

SlapLaB
04-20-2010, 02:29 AM
when...

you're thinking about getting BC1 to continue to unlock stuff :D

callmegoose
04-20-2010, 06:47 AM
When driving my truck to work every morning I'm trying to hit the imaginary "X" button to swap to the gun turrent that should be in the bed of my truck to dispose of the slow drivers in front of me.

Sampsta
04-20-2010, 07:44 AM
While watching your kids play with Play Doh...you take some...shape it into square charges and plant it around your house.then run outside hile in the woods with the remote control waiting to detonate the charge..

lol

pyrenus2
04-20-2010, 08:39 AM
We were sitting down to eat and outside the window in the distance I could see a big grain tower. I kept checking the windows for snipers.

RATA MUERTA
04-20-2010, 11:30 AM
While watching your kids play with Play Doh...you take some...shape it into square charges and plant it around your house.then run outside hill in the woods with the remote control waiting to detonate the charge..

lol
=)) Sounds like tons of fun to me.....will have to do that next time :D

soulja
04-20-2010, 12:55 PM
When you’re sneaking around the house in a crouch position to see what your kids are doing.

When the bushes in the back yard started looking like enemies in ghillie suits.

When I thought someone threw a motion detector into my kitchen, but it was the microwave letting me know my snack was ready.

When my oldest son got a paper cut I threw him a box of band aids and said “patch yourself up”…. oh wait, that’s BC1

MrBlitzer72
04-20-2010, 03:37 PM
So im building a deck today onto one of the houses i flipped, and a blackhawk flew right over me and was doing some practice ops over the mountain. I instantly picked up my air powered nail gun and tried to shoot a tracer dart onto it! Thats funny! :)) =))

~MrBlitzer72

krisk6
04-20-2010, 04:55 PM
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ustolemygmrtag
04-20-2010, 05:27 PM
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Ok, I know it is Code, But where is the Syntax error.

ustolemygmrtag
04-20-2010, 05:28 PM
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Ok, I know it is Code, But where is the Syntax error.

NM, i See it. I has a Gilly suit!!!!

Borlaxx
04-21-2010, 12:48 PM
When you hear some crazy homeless dude in the stairway outside your office yelling profanities and threatening to burn down the building and you tell the other male office worker in the office at the time that he should confront him head on while you are going to come from behind him to flank him and stab him with a pair of scissors if things get violent........

True story. Just happened. Unfortunately didn't get to stab him as he ran when he saw the two of us coming for him.

I could have used the dog tags.........

It is a strange world.

dinsdale1978
04-21-2010, 01:42 PM
When you hear some crazy homeless dude in the stairway outside your office yelling profanities and threatening to burn down the building and you tell the other male office worker in the office at the time that he should confront him head on while you are going to come from behind him to flank him and stab him with a pair of scissors if things get violent........

True story. Just happened. Unfortunately didn't get to stab him as he ran when he saw the two of us coming for him.

I could have used the dog tags.........

It is a strange world.

New Bum Rush mode coming in the Fall. For VIP members only. =))

Borlaxx
04-21-2010, 01:43 PM
When you hear some crazy homeless dude in the stairway outside your office yelling profanities and threatening to burn down the building and you tell the other male office worker in the office at the time that he should confront him head on while you are going to come from behind him to flank him and stab him with a pair of scissors if things get violent........

True story. Just happened. Unfortunately didn't get to stab him as he ran when he saw the two of us coming for him.

I could have used the dog tags.........

It is a strange world.

New Bum Rush mode coming in the Fall. For VIP members only. =))
Scissors Class only.

dinsdale1978
04-22-2010, 10:35 AM
You go into an army surplus store and ask for a Gilly suit, a C4 detonator, a box of .50 caliber bullets, and a tracer gun fast, because you need to help spot some Russians coming into your respawn.

ustolemygmrtag
04-22-2010, 11:18 AM
When going to run errands, you check each bush for enemy snipers.

You reach for your Carl, when someone cuts you off in traffic.

Before you play the game, you put on your gilly suit and hide behind the couch for cover.

Borlaxx
04-22-2010, 11:36 AM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/79%20Chainsaw%20Gun.jpg

REMEC87
04-22-2010, 11:37 AM
Where do i sign up for one of those! WOW!

ustolemygmrtag
04-23-2010, 07:47 AM
Its to be added in the next Expansion.

The Jason M-213. When Bullets and grenades are just not enough.

REMEC87
04-23-2010, 07:55 AM
I would love to also see new stationary harpoon gun with a high tension line attached...for when those pesky ATVs come you can set up a line at neck level between two building and decapitate them.Claymore would also be extremely handy if you want to go wookie hunting.

:))

krisk6
04-23-2010, 12:35 PM
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Ok, I know it is Code, But where is the Syntax error.
lol i was tring to figure it out and i did lol

Toxic Avenger72
04-23-2010, 07:17 PM
At first glance, you see a black object out of the corner of your eye and think it's a UAV. Turns out to be a dumb old bird.

MrBlitzer72
04-26-2010, 09:03 AM
So...the other day I was changing my brakes on the Lexus with my friend, and suddenly, something came over me...forcing me to do something that I knew wasn't right...luckily, my buddy caught me in time to pull me back to reality! @-)

Jackie R
04-26-2010, 09:46 AM
So...the other day I was changing my brakes on the Lexus with my friend, and suddenly, something came over me...forcing me to do something that I knew wasn't right...luckily, my buddy caught me in time to pull me back to reality! @-)
:))

theczech99
04-27-2010, 02:07 PM
When I tried to play W@W last night, every time an enemy ran by I would hit the select button to mark them. Try shooting enemies when all you can see is the scoreboard!!! The funny thing is that I managed to get a few kills while viewing the scoreboard. :-o

BoZoMac
04-29-2010, 09:50 AM
You buy a set of defribrilators for your first aid kit

DayliteMag
04-29-2010, 10:25 AM
Driving to work while continually tapping your right finger against the back of the steering wheel in an attempt to blow up your fellow communters.

dinsdale1978
04-29-2010, 11:11 AM
Driving to work while continually tapping your right finger against the back of the steering wheel in an attempt to blow up your fellow communters.

I was doing that before the game came out. :cuss: :))

DayliteMag
04-29-2010, 02:32 PM
When you are sitting in your car and in the distance you can see a new, four storey building being constructed. All they have up is the steel frame, you can see the workmen walking around, and in your mind you start mentally calculating the bullet drop from your current location to the head of one of the workers.

Borlaxx
04-29-2010, 02:38 PM
When you read this thread and you don't think everyone sounds insane....

ustolemygmrtag
04-29-2010, 05:43 PM
When filling out a job app, in the hobbies section you put, Hiking, biking, fishing, Sniping, Spotting, and Demolition.


Also, when your son is asked what he is thinking about being for Halloween, he Says " A Bush Wookie!!"

SlapLaB
04-30-2010, 04:01 AM
When filling out a job app, in the hobbies section you put, Hiking, biking, fishing, Sniping, Spotting, and Demolition.


=))

theczech99
05-04-2010, 08:14 AM
When playing BC2 requires these two items.

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RATA MUERTA
05-04-2010, 08:39 AM
Also, when your son is asked what he is thinking about being for Christmas, he Says " A Bush Wookie!!"
You guys dress up at Christmas too?.... Hardcore ;)

Toxic Avenger72
05-04-2010, 04:53 PM
Your cell ringtone is this (http://ll.assets.ea.com/nawp/na/u/f/GPO/corporate/drpepper/titles/bfbc2/downloads/eef12358/DrPepper_BFBC2_Ringtone_objective_armed.wav). :-B

Every time your phone rings, you yell "they've armed the objective, let's get to it!".

ustolemygmrtag
05-04-2010, 05:15 PM
Also, when your son is asked what he is thinking about being for Christmas, he Says " A Bush Wookie!!"
You guys dress up at Christmas too?.... Hardcore ;)


Fixed. :p :D

imported_BigDaddyPine
05-06-2010, 11:45 AM
You're watching youtube gameplay videos at work where you cannot play...
nailed it!

Also, when you have to look twice to decide if you are seeing A/C units on building rooftops or snipers.
(There is also a antenna tower near my house with a couple of platforms on it that gets me every time.)

TrojanTeacher
05-06-2010, 12:16 PM
When you're talking to your supervisor and after he gives you some instructions you respond, "Roger that!"

(just happened to me this morning and as I walked I way I said to myself, "WTF did I just say???")

--Teach

ustolemygmrtag
05-06-2010, 06:15 PM
When you're talking to your supervisor and after he gives you some instructions you respond, "Roger that!"

(just happened to me this morning and as I walked I way I said to myself, "WTF did I just say???")

--Teach


O god, I do that all the time now. #-o

Borlaxx
05-07-2010, 06:17 AM
You Know You Haven't Been Playing Enough BFBC2 When:

You go to knife someone like you would in a COD game on the PS3 by pressing the R3 button and instead end up giving them a blowjob.......

REMEC87
05-07-2010, 07:56 AM
You Know You Haven't Been Playing Enough BFBC2 When:

You go to knife someone like you would in a COD game on the PS3 by pressing the R3 button and instead end up giving them a blowjob.......


Yeah, i have the opposite now when i play MW2 i hit R3 to duck and i slash the air in front of me like i am trying to kill a misqito. At least you bring happy endings to everyone in BC2...i just get killed.
:))

TrojanTeacher
05-07-2010, 10:00 AM
You go to knife someone like you would in a COD game on the PS3 by pressing the R3 button and instead end up giving them a blowjob.......

HAHA!! That must be a special unlocked feature in CoD. :)) =))

--Teach

soulja
05-07-2010, 10:07 AM
all shooters should come with the option to change up the control scheme. I no longer play MAG and other shooters because I hate pressing the wrong buttons in the heat of battle. Anyway...you know you've been playing to much battlefield when you bite the steam off an apple and toss the apple by mistake.

dinsdale1978
05-07-2010, 10:11 AM
You go to knife someone like you would in a COD game on the PS3 by pressing the R3 button and instead end up giving them a blowjob.......

HAHA!! That must be a special unlocked feature in CoD. :)) =))

--Teach

It's in the new Stimulus pack. =)) :)) @-)

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

TrojanTeacher
05-07-2010, 10:12 AM
AHAHAAAA!! =)) =))

--Teach

Borlaxx
05-07-2010, 10:18 AM
You go to knife someone like you would in a COD game on the PS3 by pressing the R3 button and instead end up giving them a blowjob.......

HAHA!! That must be a special unlocked feature in CoD. :)) =))

--Teach

It's in the new Stimulus pack. =)) :)) @-)

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.
That is how you get the "fluffer" title in MW2 =p~

dinsdale1978
05-07-2010, 10:22 AM
I want a trophy for double killing camping recons.

Two Wookies. One Slug.

ustolemygmrtag
05-09-2010, 04:01 PM
When you start school, and all you can think about is BFBC2 tactics. :blush: ( Thinking about writing a Paper on them. =)) )

Bongtoker A2
05-11-2010, 01:32 PM
When your wife is taking her before work nap (she work midnights) and wakes up and says "I was having a dream that you were driving a humvee and I was hiding In the back with a gun and you were yelling at me to get out and arm some stupid box" She does not even play the game!

dinsdale1978
05-12-2010, 10:32 AM
When you start school, and all you can think about is BFBC2 tactics. :blush: ( Thinking about writing a Paper on them. =)) )

You could have some real fun talking about a comparison between Delta Foreces and Spetsnaz.

Toxic Avenger72
05-12-2010, 11:08 AM
When you start school, and all you can think about is BFBC2 tactics. :blush: ( Thinking about writing a Paper on them. =)) )

You could have some real fun talking about a comparison between Delta Foreces and Spetsnaz.

Sounds like a good research topic to me. Spike has a show called Deadliest Warrior where they take two warriors and compare their weapons, tactics, etc. In the most recent episode, they compared Atilla the Hun vs Alexander the Great. Really interesting show. Any way, they compared Green Berets vs Spetsnaz in an episode. A portion of that episode can be seen here (http://www.spike.com/video/aftermath-green/3171579).

If I remember right, Spetsnaz won. I think a better comparison would have been between Spetsnaz and Navy SEALs.

BrimstonePsycho
05-12-2010, 11:26 AM
making sound effects for a tank when ur in ur ride and telling ur son to shoot from his gunner seat lol

REMEC87
05-12-2010, 11:54 AM
When your wife is taking her before work nap (she work midnights) and wakes up and says "I was having a dream that you were driving a humvee and I was hiding In the back with a gun and you were yelling at me to get out and arm some stupid box" She does not even play the game!


LMFAO!!!!! =)) =)) =))

ustolemygmrtag
05-14-2010, 09:32 AM
When you make commics about BFBC2



Founds these here Swiftor (http://swiftor.com/f2/some-funny-comics-bad-company-2-edition-13558/)



http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/battlefield_5F00_bad_5F00_company/01finished.jpg

http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/battlefield_5F00_bad_5F00_company/02finished.jpg

http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/battlefield_5F00_bad_5F00_company/03finished.jpg

http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/battlefield_5F00_bad_5F00_company/04finished.jpg

http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/battlefield_5F00_bad_5F00_company/05finished.jpg

TrojanTeacher
05-14-2010, 11:32 AM
Those are awesome!

soulja
05-14-2010, 11:37 AM
:)) nice....

when you find yourself whistling the theme music in the shower...


well at least I don't have the urge to play the harmonica like I did with the first BFBC game.

imported_BigDaddyPine
05-14-2010, 12:14 PM
I saw someone out of the corner of my eye in the parking lot last night. it was too dark to see who it was and I had the urge to press [SELECT] to get the nice triangle up over his head so i could see where he was better.

imported_BigDaddyPine
05-14-2010, 01:40 PM
...When you keep signing into gmail checking your [MP] tag for new messages on the forums.

Jackie R
05-14-2010, 02:03 PM
Awesome stuff ustolemygmrtag!
http://theadultgamer.com/images/smilies/hysterical.gif
Nice find!

bigdaddyj2468
05-24-2010, 03:07 PM
when your outside constantly looking looking up to see if the uav is in the air.

TrojanTeacher
05-24-2010, 04:09 PM
...you're cutting up a steak and looking for it's dog tags as you slice it up.

ustolemygmrtag
05-24-2010, 04:19 PM
You buy a Metal Dispay case, for your Dogtags you earned ingame.

Retro
05-24-2010, 04:45 PM
when your outside constantly looking looking up to see if the uav is in the air.
I took my kids to the park the other day and I heard this buzzing sound. I look up and instictively start trying to hit the select button on the control that is NOT in my hands because a guy was flying an RC helicopter.

ustolemygmrtag
05-24-2010, 07:30 PM
When the word " GRANADA!" becomes a normal part of everyday speech.

True Story. My wife, Meg, and I go around now yelling that and other ingame sounds around the house. And now the kids have picked it up. But, they do not know anything about the game. They are not allowed to play it, or be in the same room when it is on.

TrojanTeacher
05-25-2010, 12:38 PM
They are not allowed to play it, or be in the same room when it is on.

That's the main reason why I can only play at night. Sucks, but good for the kids.

soulja
05-26-2010, 10:04 AM
You know you've been playing to much BFBC2 when you buy a pair of silver custom made dog tags. sweet

Trez
05-26-2010, 06:43 PM
When IRL you start mistakenly introducing yourself by your IGN. :|

T2nplzbiatch
05-27-2010, 05:26 PM
these are all way to funny and remind me of my husband and the way the game has changed the way i look at things just by seeing and watching him play

ProfUnderDog
05-28-2010, 08:01 PM
When you buy Dr. Pepper to unlock game content so you can earn more pins and achievements ;) It's been years since I had a Dr. Pepper.

Trez
06-01-2010, 12:34 PM
you set a timer to countdown until your next playtime.

TrojanTeacher
06-01-2010, 02:00 PM
...you hear a building alarm going off and you run towards it to diffuse it.

T2nplzbiatch
06-01-2010, 09:31 PM
tooo funny...lol

ustolemygmrtag
06-01-2010, 09:57 PM
You have to buy another Xbox360 and BFBC2, cause your spouse has taken over yours.

True Story.

Damnit Meg!!!

TheFreak75
06-02-2010, 08:13 AM
How are you gonna manage to play??????

That is sooo funny!!

Retro
06-02-2010, 12:05 PM
Your car breaks down but you fear not, as you have the "repair tool"!

ustolemygmrtag
06-03-2010, 03:37 PM
Your car breaks down but you fear not, as you have the "repair tool"!


Yeah, ask Blitz about that one. #-o

MrBlitzer72
06-03-2010, 03:44 PM
Retro...refer to my avatar for future reference. Just uploaded that today.. /:) -------------------------------------------------------------------->

~Blitz

Retro
06-04-2010, 04:15 PM
Nice! Can it refill a flat tire too?

Borlaxx
06-08-2010, 02:45 PM
viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1359&start=20#p38082 (http://teammp.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1359&start=20#p38082)

Sckrapps
06-08-2010, 04:43 PM
http://teammp.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1359&start=20#p38082

LMAO! Well said...

sam007
07-01-2010, 05:47 AM
... when you have a dream of a T-80 and BMD-3 barreling down on you and only 2 piece of C4 and no where to run.

TrojanTeacher
07-01-2010, 11:38 AM
...When you are teaching geometric shapes at school and all of the sudden you start drawing out plans on the board as to how to attack that shape.

soulja
07-01-2010, 11:59 AM
When you wake up and see that you were kicked from the server…
then decide to have one more match, just to wake up again to find you were kicked from the server.

ustolemygmrtag
07-01-2010, 03:55 PM
When you wake up and see that you were kicked from the server…
then decide to have one more match, just to wake up again to find you were kicked from the server.

(-| :sigh: #-o

ROFL , been there, done that.

ProfUnderDog
07-01-2010, 04:28 PM
When you see a bird in the sky and do a double take to make sure it is not a UAV.

DayliteMag
07-02-2010, 10:40 AM
When you see a bird in the sky and do a double take to make sure it is not a UAV.

ROFL, this exact thing happened to me just the other day. I was in my boss' office and out of the corner of my eye I saw a, "UAV" flying by the building. Instinctively started pushing the spot button and looking for cover. Once I came out from underneath his desk we were able to conclude our meeting.

MrBlitzer72
07-02-2010, 04:27 PM
...when Retro is on the top of your knife list...I have 6 shiny silver tags... =)) (I love you man :hug: )

~Blitz

Retro
07-02-2010, 04:41 PM
...when Retro is on the top of your knife list...I have 6 shiny silver tags... =)) (I love you man :hug: )

~Blitz
WHAT???? Where was I for number 6?? :cuss:

BrimstonePsycho
07-06-2010, 07:16 PM
when u cant start ur truck, u see the words "epic fail" on ur speedometer L-)

sam007
07-06-2010, 10:04 PM
you're making mental notes of how many more kills are needed for gold star for each weapon.

jkodrigues
07-07-2010, 05:22 AM
when your girlfriend wakes you up in the midle of the night and says"shut up there is no sniper in the hill"

Toxic Avenger72
07-07-2010, 08:54 AM
you're making mental notes of how many more kills are needed for gold star for each weapon.

LOL! Luckily, bfbcs.com does this for you now (look under the next events heading).

REMEC87
07-07-2010, 08:56 AM
you're making mental notes of how many more kills are needed for gold star for each weapon.

LOL! Luckily, bfbcs.com does this for you now (look under the next events heading).


I was just doing that preparing myself for tonight!!! LOL! =))

ustolemygmrtag
07-07-2010, 09:18 AM
when your girlfriend wakes you up in the midle of the night and says"shut up there is no sniper in the hill"
ROFL, I havn't don that one yet. :-"

Spike Forehand
07-11-2010, 10:48 AM
When you try to get to sleep after playing until 4AM and all you can hear is the "MCOM is set" alarm ringing in your ears and see the flashing of hit markers behind your eyelids.

Two nights in a row of that now for me :).

Retro
07-11-2010, 04:43 PM
Looking ahead of your lawnmower as you cut your grass to check for anti-tank mines.

DayliteMag
07-14-2010, 01:17 PM
When you start getting a persistant pain in your left thumb (where it meets the wrist) from pushing down on the controller stick for 6-8 hours/day. Man, I hope it isn't carpel tunnel syndrome. Any tips greatly appreciated (and don't say, "just stop playing for awhile"...cause that ain't gonna happen)?

TrojanTeacher
07-14-2010, 01:22 PM
When you start getting a persistant pain in your left thumb (where it meets the wrist) from pushing down on the controller stick for 6-8 hours/day. Man, I hope it isn't carpel tunnel syndrome. Any tips greatly appreciated (and don't say, "just stop playing for awhile"...cause that ain't gonna happen)?

Could it be the angle at which your holding the controller?

Borlaxx
07-14-2010, 01:44 PM
When you get promoted to Team MP Admin: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1483 (http://teammp.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1483)

Congrats Teach!

Toxic Avenger72
07-14-2010, 02:32 PM
When you start getting a persistant pain in your left thumb (where it meets the wrist) from pushing down on the controller stick for 6-8 hours/day. Man, I hope it isn't carpel tunnel syndrome. Any tips greatly appreciated (and don't say, "just stop playing for awhile"...cause that ain't gonna happen)?

LOL. Believe it or not, there really is a condition called "Gamer's Thumb". Clicky here (http://www.wellnessjunction.com/athome/disease_prevention/apta.htm).

DayliteMag
07-14-2010, 02:51 PM
When you start getting a persistant pain in your left thumb (where it meets the wrist) from pushing down on the controller stick for 6-8 hours/day. Man, I hope it isn't carpel tunnel syndrome. Any tips greatly appreciated (and don't say, "just stop playing for awhile"...cause that ain't gonna happen)?

LOL. Believe it or not, there really is a condition called "Gamer's Thumb". Clicky here (http://www.wellnessjunction.com/athome/disease_prevention/apta.htm).

Holy crap, I totally have this! I guess I really am going to have to be a bit careful. If my wife finds out, I am going to get the biggest snarky look of all time.

ustolemygmrtag
07-14-2010, 03:29 PM
When you start getting a persistant pain in your left thumb (where it meets the wrist) from pushing down on the controller stick for 6-8 hours/day. Man, I hope it isn't carpel tunnel syndrome. Any tips greatly appreciated (and don't say, "just stop playing for awhile"...cause that ain't gonna happen)?

LOL. Believe it or not, there really is a condition called "Gamer's Thumb". Clicky here (http://www.wellnessjunction.com/athome/disease_prevention/apta.htm).

Holy crap, I totally have this! I guess I really am going to have to be a bit careful. If my wife finds out, I am going to get the biggest snarky look of all time.


Yeah, better get ready for a lonnnngggggg day when she finds out. :-ss :-" :spank:

DayliteMag
07-14-2010, 03:34 PM
Yeah, better get ready for a lonnnngggggg day when she finds out. :-ss :-" :spank:

Oh, she won't find out, trust me. I'll mangle my own hand in a wood-chipper before I ever admit to suffering an injury from too much XBOX.

ustolemygmrtag
07-14-2010, 04:40 PM
Yeah, better get ready for a lonnnngggggg day when she finds out. :-ss :-" :spank:

Oh, she won't find out, trust me. I'll mangle my own hand in a wood-chipper before I ever admit to suffering an injury from too much XBOX.


Said like a True Man. :cheers: =)) =)) :)) =))

Spike Forehand
07-15-2010, 05:54 PM
when you wonder how much extra it would cost to pay a hooker to wear a wookie outfit.


Ooops - did I say that out looud?

Gullp.....

ustolemygmrtag
07-15-2010, 06:23 PM
when you wonder how much extra it would cost to pay a hooker to wear a wookie outfit.


Ooops - did I say that out looud?

Gullp.....


Not that my wife is a hooker. =p~ But, I thought of buying her one for Halloween. :-B Just cause she is always wookieing it up on BFBC2. #-o

ProfUnderDog
07-15-2010, 06:33 PM
when you wonder how much extra it would cost to pay a hooker to wear a wookie outfit.


Ooops - did I say that out looud?

Gullp.....


Not that my wife is a hooker. =p~ But, I thought of buying her one for Halloween. :-B Just cause she is always wookieing it up on BFBC2. #-o

=)) =)) =)) Just make sure she is not caught in the next wookie video.

ustolemygmrtag
07-15-2010, 09:21 PM
when you wonder how much extra it would cost to pay a hooker to wear a wookie outfit.


Ooops - did I say that out looud?

Gullp.....


Not that my wife is a hooker. =p~ But, I thought of buying her one for Halloween. :-B Just cause she is always wookieing it up on BFBC2. #-o

=)) =)) =)) Just make sure she is not caught in the next wookie video.
I suspect she wont. She can hide better than most. Teach, Blitz, and myself taught her well. :-B Just dont let her get yours, you will never hear the end of it.

BrimstonePsycho
07-16-2010, 11:28 AM
receiving lots of friend request from non MP members :))

bigdaddyj2468
07-16-2010, 12:02 PM
You get done playing bc2 go to bed and dream about playing bc2.

CELockwood
07-16-2010, 01:08 PM
You get done playing bc2 go to bed and dream about playing bc2.

=))

I [s:2hwy125e]have to[/s:2hwy125e] should stop playing at least an hour before bed or I lay there thinking about it and will never get to sleep.

DayliteMag
07-16-2010, 01:23 PM
You get done playing bc2 go to bed and dream about playing bc2.

Too true! I am often so "amped" up that I can't sleep after playing.

theczech99
07-16-2010, 01:24 PM
When your six year old daughter makes fun of you by saying. He’s over there! They’re behind you! Look Out!!! Here comes a tank!

ustolemygmrtag
07-16-2010, 01:47 PM
When your six year old daughter makes fun of you by saying. He’s over there! They’re behind you! Look Out!!! Here comes a tank!
ROFLMFAO!!!!! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

DayliteMag
07-16-2010, 02:45 PM
When your six year old daughter makes fun of you by saying. He’s over there! They’re behind you! Look Out!!! Here comes a tank!

Man, she's a natural. Can we all chip in an get her an XBOX; some of us could really use the help!

dinsdale1978
07-16-2010, 02:55 PM
When your six year old daughter makes fun of you by saying. He’s over there! They’re behind you! Look Out!!! Here comes a tank!

I had a similar reaction from my little one when she saw me playing Red Dead. A bear tried to get me and she now does like poppa and makes the bears go to sleep. She uses her bare hands, so she is certainly a future hardcore ally in gaming.

Retro
07-16-2010, 06:37 PM
When someone asks your 6 year old what his parents do. "Mommy runs a daycare and Daddy plays Battlefield". D'OH!!!

MrBlitzer72
07-21-2010, 05:29 PM
When you Platinum the G3... L-)

...and when you play for 12 hours straight to catch teach only to fall right back behind again...LOL @-)

~Blitz

TrojanTeacher
07-22-2010, 01:04 AM
You caught me up, but you didn't play for about two days. Not good. :)

SlapLaB
07-22-2010, 03:40 AM
When someone asks your 6 year old what his parents do. "Mommy runs a daycare and Daddy plays Battlefield". D'OH!!!

=)) =)) =))

CELockwood
07-22-2010, 08:15 AM
When you're driving down the highway, and see a large bird circling high in the air and your first thought is "UAV is up".

TrojanTeacher
07-22-2010, 10:18 AM
When all you can think of is that one kill you need with a Carl so you can get your next gold star.....

Sckrapps
07-22-2010, 02:25 PM
When you're driving down the highway, and see a large bird circling high in the air and your first thought is "UAV is up".

This one has happened to me more than once! =))

Toxic Avenger72
07-22-2010, 02:59 PM
When all you can think of is that one kill you need with a Carl so you can get your next gold star.....

=)) I do this all the time!!! If fact, I have a printout from bfbcs.com sitting by my side during every game that shows how many kills I need to get for the next star. :-B Does that mean I have a problem? :-? (My wife would say yes.) 8-|

DayliteMag
07-22-2010, 03:09 PM
When all you can think of is that one kill you need with a Carl so you can get your next gold star.....

=)) I do this all the time!!! If fact, I have a printout from bfbcs.com sitting by my side during every game that shows how many kills I need to get for the next star. :-B Does that mean I have a problem? :-? (My wife would say yes.) 8-|

Hey Toxic, my wife tries that one all the time and I usually hit with the old, "Hey Babe, it's not me that has the problem, it's you that has the problem!" After I regain consciousness and apologize...and buy her some flowers...and take her out for dinner...and do the dishes for two weeks, it's all smoooth sailing. :D

sniperella
07-23-2010, 11:26 AM
When all you can think of is that one kill you need with a Carl so you can get your next gold star.....

=)) I do this all the time!!! If fact, I have a printout from bfbcs.com sitting by my side during every game that shows how many kills I need to get for the next star. :-B Does that mean I have a problem? :-? (My wife would say yes.) 8-|

Hey Toxic, my wife tries that one all the time and I usually hit with the old, "Hey Babe, it's not me that has the problem, it's you that has the problem!" After I regain consciousness and apologize...and buy her some flowers...and take her out for dinner...and do the dishes for two weeks, it's all smoooth sailing. :D


You are all just sad... Printouts of you bfbc stuff?? Really??? LOL, and I thought I had problems... =)) I guess Lee is pretty lucky, the only issue we have about gaming now is who gets a turn next!!! ;) Obviously the points don't really matter that much to me, or the achievements. I just like shooting people, knifing people, blowing up stuff, blowing up people... Hmm, maybe I am the one with some problems after all!! x_x

sniperella
07-23-2010, 11:29 AM
When everything your son sees, picks up, or plays with becomes a ,"big gun"! I'm talking stair rails, clothes hangers, swimming flippers, shoes, grass, french fries, etc!! We finally realized we were bad parents and had to make sure our son is not present when we play BFBC! OOPS! ;)

TrojanTeacher
07-23-2010, 12:14 PM
I just like shooting people, knifing people, blowing up stuff, blowing up people...

Lee, I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you... @-) 8-} :-"

ustolemygmrtag
07-23-2010, 02:07 PM
I just like shooting people, knifing people, blowing up stuff, blowing up people...

Lee, I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you... @-) 8-} :-"
I have for a while now. Not the exhausted tone when i play now.

DayliteMag
07-23-2010, 02:07 PM
I just like shooting people, knifing people, blowing up stuff, blowing up people...

Lee, I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you... @-) 8-} :-"

...and a loaded gun under your pillow :D

ustolemygmrtag
07-23-2010, 06:03 PM
I just like shooting people, knifing people, blowing up stuff, blowing up people...

Lee, I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you... @-) 8-} :-"

...and a loaded gun under your pillow :D

=)) :)) =)) =))

TrojanTeacher
07-25-2010, 10:35 AM
...when in the past two days you've gotten 9 hours of sleep.

sniperella
07-25-2010, 12:26 PM
...when in the past two days you've gotten 9 hours of sleep.


I think you've had more sleep than me! See, when I am online playing BFBC with you, it is usually midnight or later. I'm so a night owl, don't know what I am going to do when school starts back and I have to be up at 5:30 every morning. I finally have my kids trained to "sleep in" to at least 6:30 or 7:00! ;)

ustolemygmrtag
08-06-2010, 12:08 PM
:sigh: When at work, you surf the MP bfbc2 forums to releive your BFBC2 addict withdrawls.

Sckrapps
08-06-2010, 07:45 PM
:sigh: When at work, you surf the MP bfbc2 forums to releive your BFBC2 addict withdrawls.

And check out your stats to make mental notes of what guns you need to use to get all the bronze stars.

sniperella
08-08-2010, 07:03 AM
for your birthday you ask to play BFBC2 all night! ;)

ustolemygmrtag
08-08-2010, 11:15 AM
for your birthday you ask to play BFBC2 all night! ;)
Well, you got what you wanted. :p ;)

sniperella
08-12-2010, 07:03 AM
when the alarm clock goes off and the first thing in your head is, "The enemy has set the charge, we have to diffuse it, go go go!"

Sckrapps
08-12-2010, 03:47 PM
when the alarm clock goes off and the first thing in your head is, "The enemy has set the charge, we have to diffuse it, go go go!"

=)) :-bd

sniperella
08-13-2010, 06:46 AM
when you get out of bed at the sound of the alarm and tell your husband to wake up, and he responds with, "Did we get the MCOMM?" True story, happened this morning!! =))

Borlaxx
08-13-2010, 06:47 AM
when you get out of bed at the sound of the alarm and tell your husband to wake up, and he responds with, "Did we get the MCOMM?" True story, happened this morning!! =))
LOL!!!!!! =))

TrojanTeacher
08-13-2010, 11:23 AM
Niiiiiiiice! Haven't had a BC2 wake-up moment yet.

ustolemygmrtag
08-13-2010, 12:05 PM
when you get out of bed at the sound of the alarm and tell your husband to wake up, and he responds with, "Did we get the MCOMM?" True story, happened this morning!! =))
Well......... did we?????

DayliteMag
08-14-2010, 04:27 PM
...when you haven't played in two weeks and are actually nervous to get back into the game! I hope I don't suck too bad (or at least not that much worse than usual). We get back to civilization tomorrow afternoon, so I will be seeing you all on the BF shortly thereafter.

sniperella
08-14-2010, 04:37 PM
...when you haven't played in two weeks and are actually nervous to get back into the game! I hope I don't suck too bad (or at least not that much worse than usual). We get back to civilization tomorrow afternoon, so I will be seeing you all on the BF shortly thereafter.


YES! I will actually be better than somebody for at least five whole minutes!!! :))

Sckrapps
08-15-2010, 08:47 AM
...when you haven't played in two weeks and are actually nervous to get back into the game! I hope I don't suck too bad (or at least not that much worse than usual). We get back to civilization tomorrow afternoon, so I will be seeing you all on the BF shortly thereafter.

Sweet, welcome back Daylite!

CELockwood
08-15-2010, 09:12 AM
...when you haven't played in two weeks and are actually nervous to get back into the game! I hope I don't suck too bad (or at least not that much worse than usual). We get back to civilization tomorrow afternoon, so I will be seeing you all on the BF shortly thereafter.

Somehow, I doubt it will take you long to get back in the swing of things. Welcome back, I'll probably see you on later today.

DayliteMag
08-16-2010, 06:42 AM
Thanks, Sckrapps & Lockwood. Hope to squad-up with you guys soon. Got in a couple of hours last night and felt like a total NooB!

Thanks, to Sniperella, BigDaddyJ & Poor Daddy for putting up with me. I think we won all of our matches whether defending or attacking. There were a couple of funny moments last night. The one that I remember most was just before I was able to get into the squad. I joined the XBL party and was just listening to the comm between the three others. The next thing I hear is Sniperella say something like, "I'm looking everywhere for Pink Panties and Monkey Crap." I had to ask if they were, in fact, playing Battlefield?

sniperella
08-16-2010, 06:55 AM
Thanks, Sckrapps & Lockwood. Hope to squad-up with you guys soon. Got in a couple of hours last night and felt like a total NooB!

Thanks, to Sniperella, BigDaddyJ & Poor Daddy for putting up with me. I think we won all of our matches whether defending or attacking. There were a couple of funny moments last night. The one that I remember most was just before I was able to get into the squad. I joined the XBL party and was just listening to the comm between the three others. The next thing I hear is Sniperella say something like, "I'm looking everywhere for Pink Panties and Monkey Crap." I had to ask if they were, in fact, playing Battlefield?


Darn that freaking Pink Panties and Monkey Crap! And some fat chick named Judy! Never did find those pink panties that round! Gotta love the names these people come up with! I got a pair of pink panties and heavy judy tags too later on! Great games last night, good to have you back Daylite! Y'all crack me up! :)) ;)

dinsdale1978
08-16-2010, 08:32 AM
Thanks, Sckrapps & Lockwood. Hope to squad-up with you guys soon. Got in a couple of hours last night and felt like a total NooB!

Thanks, to Sniperella, BigDaddyJ & Poor Daddy for putting up with me. I think we won all of our matches whether defending or attacking. There were a couple of funny moments last night. The one that I remember most was just before I was able to get into the squad. I joined the XBL party and was just listening to the comm between the three others. The next thing I hear is Sniperella say something like, "I'm looking everywhere for Pink Panties and Monkey Crap." I had to ask if they were, in fact, playing Battlefield?


Darn that freaking Pink Panties and Monkey Crap! And some fat chick named Judy! Never did find those pink panties that round! Gotta love the names these people come up with! I got a pair of pink panties and heavy judy tags too later on! Great games last night, good to have you back Daylite! Y'all crack me up! :)) ;)


But do you have tags for PigFetus and GiantHobbit? Hehe

ustolemygmrtag
08-19-2010, 06:17 AM
When your final in PowerPoint consists of "How to survive in BFBC2". L-)

ProfUnderDog
08-19-2010, 08:10 AM
When you find yourself playing one on one game of rush in the wee hours of the morning. (-|

CELockwood
08-19-2010, 08:16 AM
When you find yourself playing one on one game of rush in the wee hours of the morning. (-|

Been there! I think I got half my c4 kills that way, defending the mcoms, hiding in the bushes, and waiting for one guy to walk by. :))

TrojanTeacher
08-19-2010, 11:39 PM
...when you find that you're about to call it a night, then you see the word ATTACKER on the screen and say, "Ah, what the hell, one more match won't hurt."

sniperella
08-20-2010, 04:02 PM
...when you find that you're about to call it a night, then you see the word ATTACKER on the screen and say, "Ah, what the hell, one more match won't hurt."

Dang, thought I was the only one! If Defender pops up, going to bed is no problem, but Attacker!! Hard to pass that one up! Hopefully I will see some of you on the battlefield tonight!

ProfUnderDog
08-21-2010, 07:27 AM
...when you find that you're about to call it a night, then you see the word ATTACKER on the screen and say, "Ah, what the hell, one more match won't hurt."

Hmmm :-? Where have I heard that before? (-| Sniperella you are definitely not alone. Teach got a kick out of it when I said that really late at night a couple of days ago.

DayliteMag
08-21-2010, 07:33 AM
...when you find that you're about to call it a night, then you see the word ATTACKER on the screen and say, "Ah, what the hell, one more match won't hurt."

Hmmm :-? Where have I heard that before? (-| Sniperella you are definitely not alone. Teach got a kick out of it when I said that really late at night a couple of days ago.

Been there, done that, got the red, scratchy eyes to prove it! Wouldn't be so bad if after I decide to call it a night I could just fall right asleep, but most of the time I'm so wound up from playing that it takes me over an hour to fall asleep!

ustolemygmrtag
08-21-2010, 08:37 AM
...when you find that you're about to call it a night, then you see the word ATTACKER on the screen and say, "Ah, what the hell, one more match won't hurt."

Hmmm :-? Where have I heard that before? (-| Sniperella you are definitely not alone. Teach got a kick out of it when I said that really late at night a couple of days ago.

Been there, done that, got the red, scratchy eyes to prove it! Wouldn't be so bad if after I decide to call it a night I could just fall right asleep, but most of the time I'm so wound up from playing that it takes me over an hour to fall asleep!

I find myself doing the same thing. :-? Having to role myself out of bed and showing up to work with sleep in my eyes. ~o) Because I didn't have time to properly get ready, and wake up before work. (-|
Well, I guess we all need to report to BFBC2 VGAA (Bad Company 2 Video Game Addicts Anonymous). =))

Toxic Avenger72
08-21-2010, 09:27 AM
Been there, done that, got the red, scratchy eyes to prove it! Wouldn't be so bad if after I decide to call it a night I could just fall right asleep, but most of the time I'm so wound up from playing that it takes me over an hour to fall asleep!

....when you think having red, scratchy eyes is your new normal.

ustolemygmrtag
08-22-2010, 09:51 AM
Been there, done that, got the red, scratchy eyes to prove it! Wouldn't be so bad if after I decide to call it a night I could just fall right asleep, but most of the time I'm so wound up from playing that it takes me over an hour to fall asleep!

....when you think having red, scratchy eyes is your new normal.


Not to mention, those lovely dark circles and bags under your eyes... (-|

~Sniperella

Oh, and once you get to sleep finally, you have dreams about being on the Battlefield, and when you close your eyes you see crosshairs!!

DayliteMag
08-24-2010, 12:28 PM
...when you are at work surfing the MP forum and see Lockwood and ProfUnderdog are online and your immediate instinct is to send them a game invite, and it takes a few seconds for your tired brain to register that you aren't even playing BC2! Hell, you're not even at home...idiot...and now you realize you are talking to yourself.......Oh, man, I really gotta' get some sleep....

ProfUnderDog
08-24-2010, 01:17 PM
...when you are at work surfing the MP forum and see Lockwood and ProfUnderdog are online and your immediate instinct is to send them a game invite, and it takes a few seconds for your tired brain to register that you aren't even playing BC2! Hell, you're not even at home...idiot...and now you realize you are talking to yourself.......Oh, man, I really gotta' get some sleep....

=)) =)) =))

Hopefully, I'll see you on later today. If only I could play at the office, but then I would really have to say: "Hi my gamertage is ProUnderDog, and I am addicted to BC2."

CELockwood
08-24-2010, 01:27 PM
...when you are at work surfing the MP forum and see Lockwood and ProfUnderdog are online and your immediate instinct is to send them a game invite, and it takes a few seconds for your tired brain to register that you aren't even playing BC2! Hell, you're not even at home...idiot...and now you realize you are talking to yourself.......Oh, man, I really gotta' get some sleep....

=)) =)) =))

Hopefully, I'll see you on later today. If only I could play at the office, but then I would really have to say: "Hi my gamertage is ProUnderDog, and I am addicted to BC2."

Hi ProUnderDog! My gamertag is CELockwood and I'm addicted to BC2. The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

ProfUnderDog
08-25-2010, 07:37 AM
...when you are at work surfing the MP forum and see Lockwood and ProfUnderdog are online and your immediate instinct is to send them a game invite, and it takes a few seconds for your tired brain to register that you aren't even playing BC2! Hell, you're not even at home...idiot...and now you realize you are talking to yourself.......Oh, man, I really gotta' get some sleep....

=)) =)) =))

Hopefully, I'll see you on later today. If only I could play at the office, but then I would really have to say: "Hi my gamertage is ProUnderDog, and I am addicted to BC2."

Hi ProUnderDog! My gamertag is CELockwood and I'm addicted to BC2. The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

Problem? I don't have a problem. @-) I can stop anytime I want. ;) Now excuse me leaving messages on the forum is taking away too much time from game play. Must catch Teach...

bigdaddyj2468
08-25-2010, 09:32 AM
When you have a bc2 stats app on your cell phone.

TrojanTeacher
08-25-2010, 10:03 AM
Blitz has one of those apps. Where is Blitzer?

Retro
08-25-2010, 10:28 AM
Blitz has one of those apps. Where is Blitzer?
I thought he said he was back now! Haven't played with him in about a month.

Toxic Avenger72
08-25-2010, 10:30 AM
When you have a bc2 stats app on your cell phone.

OK, guilty as charged. My gamertag is Toxic Avenger72 and I'm addicted to BC2. ;)

dinsdale1978
08-25-2010, 10:39 AM
...you buy a copy of Borat for $2 so you can brush up on the accent for when you are playing the US Medic class.. :))

DayliteMag
08-26-2010, 10:06 AM
...you begin seriously trying to figure out how you could get some sleep.....while at work (-| ~o)

dinsdale1978
08-26-2010, 10:14 AM
...you begin seriously trying to figure out how you could get some sleep.....while at work (-| ~o)

Work as a librarian. hehe.

DayliteMag
08-30-2010, 08:54 AM
...you get excited because your KDR has increased from 0.82 to 0.83.....just pathetic...

[Before joining Team MP I never paid any attention to my KDR. I don't think I will ever get overly obsessed about it, but I do find myself paying more attention to it than I did previously.]

ustolemygmrtag
08-30-2010, 05:27 PM
...you get excited because your KDR has increased from 0.82 to 0.83.....just pathetic...

[Before joining Team MP I never paid any attention to my KDR. I don't think I will ever get overly obsessed about it, but I do find myself paying more attention to it than I did previously.]
:-o OMG I do that! Man, I am pathetic. #-o

DayliteMag
08-31-2010, 10:28 AM
...when the very thought of this forum crashing gives you heart palpitations!

[Seriously, when Borlax/Nate said there were issues with the site I started to panic thinking, "What would I do without Team MP?"] Since joining just over 4 months ago, Team MP and this forum have become quite important to me.

TrojanTeacher
08-31-2010, 04:43 PM
...you get excited because your KDR has increased from 0.82 to 0.83.....just pathetic...

[Before joining Team MP I never paid any attention to my KDR. I don't think I will ever get overly obsessed about it, but I do find myself paying more attention to it than I did previously.]
:-o OMG I do that! Man, I am pathetic. #-o

Hey now, one-hundreth of a point is sort of a big deal. Not Ron Burgundy Big Deal-ish, but still big. :cheers:

TheFreak75
09-02-2010, 12:36 PM
When your wife starts saying " dude really you are not helping your teammates by getting youself killed so many times" and then she starts telling you what to do and where to hide like she's knows more than you.

RATA MUERTA
09-02-2010, 12:41 PM
When your wife starts saying " dude really you are not helping your teammates by getting youself killed so many times" and then she starts telling you what to do and where to hide like she's knows more than you.
Do I sense another Mama about to join our midst?? :hug:

TheFreak75
09-02-2010, 12:53 PM
Maybe... who knows.

TrojanTeacher
09-02-2010, 01:58 PM
That would be awesome! Then we can start asking her for all the gossip about you and then blackmail you. LOL!

CELockwood
09-02-2010, 02:01 PM
...you get excited because your KDR has increased from 0.82 to 0.83.....just pathetic...

[Before joining Team MP I never paid any attention to my KDR. I don't think I will ever get overly obsessed about it, but I do find myself paying more attention to it than I did previously.]

When you feel envious of Daylight's 0.83 k/d and start to plot ways of decreasing it, since increasing your own is obviously too difficult. :))

sniperella
09-04-2010, 10:17 PM
When your wife starts saying " dude really you are not helping your teammates by getting youself killed so many times" and then she starts telling you what to do and where to hide like she's knows more than you.


We call that back seat gaming around here, thus the reason for the two XBOXs and two copies of BFBC2 and two good TVs. I would love to have a girl to hang with me, especially to take on all you guys! I bet we could wipe the floor with you boys! Would be lots of fun to try! :)

DayliteMag
09-05-2010, 07:18 AM
We call that back seat gaming around here, thus the reason for the two XBOXs and two copies of BFBC2 and two good TVs. I would love to have a girl to hang with me, especially to take on all you guys! I bet we could wipe the floor with you boys! Would be lots of fun to try! :)

Speaking personally, this is one "boy" with which you could wipe the floor on your own - you don't need any help. Seriously, you are one-woman wrecking crew, when it comes to BFBC2!

sniperella
09-05-2010, 11:28 AM
We call that back seat gaming around here, thus the reason for the two XBOXs and two copies of BFBC2 and two good TVs. I would love to have a girl to hang with me, especially to take on all you guys! I bet we could wipe the floor with you boys! Would be lots of fun to try! :)

Speaking personally, this is one "boy" with which you could wipe the floor on your own - you don't need any help. Seriously, you are one-woman wrecking crew, when it comes to BFBC2!


Do I feel a song coming on??? One woman wrecking crew, on the BFBC2! Sounds like a great rock song to me! =))

ustolemygmrtag
09-05-2010, 03:29 PM
We call that back seat gaming around here, thus the reason for the two XBOXs and two copies of BFBC2 and two good TVs. I would love to have a girl to hang with me, especially to take on all you guys! I bet we could wipe the floor with you boys! Would be lots of fun to try! :)

Speaking personally, this is one "boy" with which you could wipe the floor on your own - you don't need any help. Seriously, you are one-woman wrecking crew, when it comes to BFBC2!


Do I feel a song coming on??? One woman wrecking crew, on the BFBC2! Sounds like a great rock song to me! =))
:-o :-o

Really?? :D ;)

Just kidding honey. :x

ProfUnderDog
09-14-2010, 05:36 PM
When you buy a wired controller because you are burning through way too many batteries.

TheFreak75
09-15-2010, 07:32 AM
When you can't wait for your mother to go back to Puerto Rico( EVEN THOUGH SHE'S VISITING), because she's cutting your playing time.

BrimstonePsycho
09-17-2010, 01:24 PM
you buy a Bad Company 2 t-shirt from hot topics lol

TrojanTeacher
09-17-2010, 01:54 PM
you buy a Bad Company 2 t-shirt from hot topics lol

LOL!!!

@UnderDog: Why don't you buy the Play and Charge kit?

ustolemygmrtag
09-17-2010, 02:36 PM
When you start thinking about creating mini games to play in BFBC2.

WHAT???? Hot Topic has BFBC2 t-shirts?? OMW after work to get 2.

DayliteMag
09-21-2010, 09:44 AM
...you spend half your morning at work trying to find a travel case for your XBOX360, so that you can take it with you on an upcoming business trip....pathetic...

...even more pathetic...the reason you want to bring the xbox with you is less about having fun playing BC2, and more about not wanting to fall behind on the leaderboards... :-B 8-} 8-| #-o x_x

ustolemygmrtag
09-21-2010, 01:50 PM
...you spend half your morning at work trying to find a travel case for your XBOX360, so that you can take it with you on an upcoming business trip....pathetic...

...even more pathetic...the reason you want to bring the xbox with you is less about having fun playing BC2, and more about not wanting to fall behind on the leaderboards... :-B 8-} 8-| #-o x_x
Ooh ooh, time for to break out the c4 and catch you!!!!! :))

sholomo
09-23-2010, 08:24 AM
I was on the way to work this morning and caught a glimpse of the traffic copter over the freeway out of the corner of my eye. I immediately thought "UAV" !!!!

CELockwood
09-23-2010, 10:04 AM
I was on the way to work this morning and caught a glimpse of the traffic copter over the freeway out of the corner of my eye. I immediately thought "UAV" !!!!

This kinds of thing happens with me all the time. I actually say "UAV's up", and my kids in the backseat will respond "UAV's down". For some reason, they find this amusing. :-?

Toxic Avenger72
09-24-2010, 09:42 AM
you try to spot enemies in other games. #-o

BlaringStatue
09-24-2010, 04:17 PM
LMAO!!!!!! you have no idea how many times I tried to hit the select button whenever I first started playing Reach!

BrimstonePsycho
09-27-2010, 12:38 PM
U ask ur co-workers if they ever played Bad Company 2 lol. and most of them are a lot older then u and barely know how to use there own cell phones lmao.

MaddHippy
09-27-2010, 02:01 PM
LMAO!!!!!! you have no idea how many times I tried to hit the select button whenever I first started playing Reach!

lol...this happened to me too!! Plus, I'm always throwing grenades when I mean to be jumping....

ustolemygmrtag
09-27-2010, 02:16 PM
U ask ur co-workers if they ever played Bad Company 2 lol. and most of them are a lot older then u and barely know how to use there own cell phones lmao.
And they just give you a blank stare. i have done this, with little to no responce from the person or persons I asked.

TrojanTeacher
09-27-2010, 04:09 PM
That's why I only talk about video game with my students, they understand the addiction. LOL!!

TheFreak75
09-28-2010, 02:02 PM
That's why I only talk about video game with my students, they understand the addiction. LOL!!
ME TOO!!! They get us, right Teach? :cheers:

TrojanTeacher
09-28-2010, 04:10 PM
Yup, you don't feel old talking about video games when kids are around. Now, if I talk to my friends that don't game, they look at me sideways.

medicalwaste75
09-28-2010, 08:40 PM
Yup, you don't feel old talking about video games when kids are around. Now, if I talk to my friends that don't game, they look at me sideways.

Well, my friend, you don't need those friends who don't game. Hahaha

TheFreak75
09-29-2010, 07:42 AM
Yup, you don't feel old talking about video games when kids are around. Now, if I talk to my friends that don't game, they look at me sideways.

Well, my friend, you don't need those friends who don't game. Hahaha
You're better off without them!!!! hahaha

ustolemygmrtag
09-29-2010, 07:59 AM
Yup, you don't feel old talking about video games when kids are around. Now, if I talk to my friends that don't game, they look at me sideways.

Well, my friend, you don't need those friends who don't game. Hahaha
You're better off without them!!!! hahaha
Yeah, they really take away from all of our playing time. :cuss: I geuss we all need to drop our non gamin' friends, for our "Gaming Addiction!". :devil: :)) =))

TrojanTeacher
09-29-2010, 11:59 AM
Yup, you don't feel old talking about video games when kids are around. Now, if I talk to my friends that don't game, they look at me sideways.

Well, my friend, you don't need those friends who don't game. Hahaha

WASTE!! Nice to see you on here! Waste is one of my BFF's from High School, haha. You need to post like 7 more times to become official! Haven't been able to turn you "green" yet.

DayliteMag
09-29-2010, 07:13 PM
When you take your xbox with you all the way to Edmonton (aka Deadmonton) on a business convention only to find out that you cannot get online using the hotel WiFi. You then subsequently rip apart the TV in an effort to "fix" the problem, but it never works. Now you are home with fingers crossed that the hotel won't charge you for a new TV. As long as the maid doesn't move the TV it'll prolly hold...for a little while :D

ustolemygmrtag
09-30-2010, 07:46 PM
When you take your xbox with you all the way to Edmonton (aka Deadmonton) on a business convention only to find out that you cannot get online using the hotel WiFi. You then subsequently rip apart the TV in an effort to "fix" the problem, but it never works. Now you are home with fingers crossed that the hotel won't charge you for a new TV. As long as the maid doesn't move the TV it'll prolly hold...for a little while :D
=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

medicalwaste75
09-30-2010, 10:48 PM
Yup, you don't feel old talking about video games when kids are around. Now, if I talk to my friends that don't game, they look at me sideways.

Well, my friend, you don't need those friends who don't game. Hahaha

WASTE!! Nice to see you on here! Waste is one of my BFF's from High School, haha. You need to post like 7 more times to become official! Haven't been able to turn you "green" yet.



I just realized, after your comment, that my name is in blue. I didn't even know our names had colors... hahahahahaha.. i visit at least 3 times a week.

TrojanTeacher
10-01-2010, 10:03 AM
Yup, the blue means recruit. Once you post 10 times, then you get put in as a member and turn green.

sniperella
10-05-2010, 08:49 AM
When you take your xbox with you all the way to Edmonton (aka Deadmonton) on a business convention only to find out that you cannot get online using the hotel WiFi. You then subsequently rip apart the TV in an effort to "fix" the problem, but it never works. Now you are home with fingers crossed that the hotel won't charge you for a new TV. As long as the maid doesn't move the TV it'll prolly hold...for a little while :D

Classic...

TheFreak75
10-05-2010, 01:08 PM
When all you can think about is , how the hell did teach take three of my tags?; and looking for ways to get your revenge(I do not sleep at nights thinking about it) :(( :(( :((

TrojanTeacher
10-05-2010, 01:37 PM
LOL! I don't know how I was able to take the one near the spawn as you were shooting at me, but I did run around you, though, so maybe I stabbed you in the back. :))

TheFreak75
10-05-2010, 01:52 PM
Backstabber!!!! :devil: :devil:

Toxic Avenger72
10-06-2010, 08:43 AM
When you get excited about your KDR and W/L going up by 0.01. sheesh, I'm pathetic. L-)

sniperella
10-06-2010, 09:12 AM
When you get excited about your KDR and W/L going up by 0.01. sheesh, I'm pathetic. L-)

I just noticed mine KD went up by .01 too! Exciting isn't it? Mine is thanks to Daylite for keeping my tank up and running last night, killing enemies, but never dying! Oh, and I think Underdog and Lockwood did that for me a few nights ago too, until Lockwood blew up my tank.. :-w ;)

CELockwood
10-06-2010, 11:08 AM
When you get excited about your KDR and W/L going up by 0.01. sheesh, I'm pathetic. L-)

I just noticed mine KD went up by .01 too! Exciting isn't it? Mine is thanks to Daylite for keeping my tank up and running last night, killing enemies, but never dying! Oh, and I think Underdog and Lockwood did that for me a few nights ago too, until Lockwood blew up my tank.. :-w ;)

I'm going to let you have my tags just to make up for it. :-o

Sckrapps
10-06-2010, 11:16 AM
Lockwood, you got a nemesis pin on me that night, which I hate. X(

Will you let me have your tags too? :hug:

Just kidding, I appreciate that you hung in there with all those randoms on the other team. You sure did pwn me, though.

CELockwood
10-06-2010, 11:20 AM
Lockwood, you got a nemesis pin on me that night, which I hate. X(

Will you let me have your tags too? :hug:

Just kidding, I appreciate that you hung in there with all those randoms on the other team. You sure did pwn me, though.

That was funny, because you just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Everyone else seemed to be pwning me.

Oh, and I was pretty sure, but I checked anyway - You've already got my tags. :blush:

sniperella
10-07-2010, 12:37 AM
when you get mad that noone was online to squad up with throwing you to the wolves! =(( :((