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theczech99
04-23-2010, 05:20 PM
Guided Wookie Hunts

Join me as I trek across deserts, jungles and over the snowy mountains in search of the great wookie. I will hunt and find a trophy wookie for you! You will be envied by your friends and coworkers as you display the wookie's tags in the home or office. The wookie season is upon us: so sharpen those knives, pack your gear and join me as we raise havoc on the wookie population! Guided hunts are free to all MPs on the PS3.

**Disclaimer** I'm not responsible if the wookie I put you one happens to turn out of fear and aggression and attacks you. It's the hunters responsibility for his or her own safety while on a wookie hunt.

I'm looking forward to doing business with you!!!

sureMOE
04-23-2010, 05:33 PM
Do you take responsibility for the wookie's aggressive owner that has a tendency to pop out of thin air? The wookie is an easy take down, those owners are just raving lunatics!!! Can we bring drills and paddles as well?

BERZERKERTICK
04-23-2010, 05:40 PM
can self-hating wookies be a part of this?

SlapLaB
04-24-2010, 08:01 AM
But isn't it better to be a wookie yourself to hunt the other wookies? ;;)

Trez
04-24-2010, 08:52 AM
To an outsider this game just gets more and more confusing. :P

Spike Forehand
04-24-2010, 09:23 AM
SPIKE'S WOOKIE TAXIDERMY SERVICE

I offer a special wookie taxidermy service for those taking down any wookies. Special discounts for those who have taken part in theczech's wookie hunt.

You can have the head mounted for your den or office wall. Another alternative is to have the hide turned into a nice throw rug. For those on a budget, you can have just the scalp strung onto a leather necklace that you can hang around your neck.

Just as an FYI, defib paddles do the least damage to wookie pelts, and will result in a beautiful carpet or mounted head. Second least damaging is to do them in the back of the head with the dentist tool. When knifing wookies, the best spot is at the base of the skull in the back to prevent hide damage. It is, of course, recommended that you avoid use of explosives or LMG's to have the best result.

Enjoy!!!

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krisk6
04-24-2010, 11:24 AM
But isn't it better to be a wookie yourself to hunt the other wookies? ;;)
Ive never been a wookie to kill a wookie that takes the fun out of the hunt... u got to sneak attack em. come from behind.I played ring around the rock with a wookie last night and its allways great to no where there natual habbitat is. i say 80 persent of my dog tags came from a wookie or a camping idiot...

SlapLaB
04-24-2010, 12:55 PM
http://www.irandefence.net/gallery/data/506/Needs-More-Wookie.jpg

krisk6
04-24-2010, 02:45 PM
=))

theczech99
04-24-2010, 02:52 PM
I've been hot on the trail of this wookie family. This photo was captured on my scouting camera.

krisk6
04-24-2010, 03:04 PM
for verification i did not copy that pic from zech we just had the same idea...lol must be a texas thing...

REMEC87
04-26-2010, 11:48 AM
LMFAO!!! You guys are nuts!

DayliteMag
04-26-2010, 12:13 PM
Yesterday afternoon I was playing some Rush. There were a few MPs on my team and we were doing pretty well. At one point I got killed by a camping wookie. When the Kill-Cam came up I couldn't believe it. There were five of them together in the snowy forest. Must have been a family reunion.

Trez
04-26-2010, 12:20 PM
Epic Wookie montage!!!

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theczech99
04-26-2010, 12:44 PM
Friday night’s game playing ended in the best way possible. We were defenders in Laguna Presa. While defending the last set of objectives a jungle wookie wondered by in front of me. I guess he was scared out of his natural environment by the close gunfire. As he stumbled by looking dazed and confused, I put him out of his misery by thrusting my knife blade into the back of his head. As soon as I killed the jungle wookie the match ended. It doesn’t get much better than that. Unless of course you happed to knife multiple wookies as a match ends.

Help control the wookie population by having yours spayed or neutered.

More wookies in training!!! They all must die!!!
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TrojanTeacher
04-26-2010, 01:21 PM
Too bad I couldn't record it somehow, but yesterday afternoon I took out a squad of four wookies in Arica Harbor with my combat knife. I should have send the skins to our resident taxidermist. Man!

--Teach

SlapLaB
04-26-2010, 03:32 PM
Epic Wookie montage!!!


Now I want this guy's dog tags sooooo bad... =p~

Spike Forehand
04-26-2010, 03:55 PM
Yesterday afternoon I was playing some Rush. There were a few MPs on my team and we were doing pretty well. At one point I got killed by a camping wookie. When the Kill-Cam came up I couldn't believe it. There were five of them together in the snowy forest. Must have been a family reunion.

Sounds like an awesome opportunity to add to your dog tag collection. I would wet my pants with anticipation of a quintuple knife-killin rampage if I saw that.

I have easily killed two wookies in a row sitting in the woods next to each other a few times. They get so zoned in looking through their scopes that it's really easy to do. At one point on Saturday, I think I was playing Conquest in Laguna with HughHef and I snuck behind the rocks across from one of the flags and killed two in a row, and then went back like 5 minutes later and killed another two right there - one of which was the same wookie I had killed before! As a matter of fact - I have three of that guys dog-tags so I must have got him once before somewhere else.

A week ago I had like 5 dog tags. Since I started seriously wookie hunting, I've now got 44. :o)

krisk6
04-26-2010, 06:27 PM
Epic Wookie montage!!!

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that guy plays way to much.....

BoZoMac
04-28-2010, 09:17 AM
Wow a wookie that moves! Most of the ones I've seen in their natural habitat are like statues glued to a 12x scope @-)

Jackie R
04-28-2010, 09:20 AM
I finally stabbed my first Wookie last night! :)

Psalm
04-28-2010, 09:48 AM
I need to get back on BC2 for some Campbacca hunting

Psalm
04-28-2010, 11:24 AM
Although the irony is here that in a real war....most people turn into bush wookies.
running and gunning doesn't work in real life...lol

ellison81
04-28-2010, 12:17 PM
Anytime Mr. theczech99. Lets go get them!!! Maybe I can dress as one so not to bring fear to them. And you could sneak around and get um!!! Or even better pop out of thin air behind me and BAM!! Another wookie down!!!

krisk6
04-30-2010, 11:51 AM
I finally stabbed my first Wookie last night! :)
u most of felt proud of ur self the rest of the night and next day then. it makes u feel good..

krisk6
04-30-2010, 12:03 PM
My new wookie display case got me two of them last nite.. thanx to
SPIKE'S WOOKIE TAXIDERMY SERVICE I now Have a bad ass display of dead fur balls.... i mean wookies =))

krisk6
04-30-2010, 12:17 PM
i wouldent no whitch to stab first...... =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~

Hugh_Heff
05-01-2010, 10:46 AM
On Krisk6 behalf I just wanted to inform everyone he added 15 wookie hides (by way of combat knife) :)) to his collection last night (early morning) while playing in a rush game on Isla Inocentes. We had a great squad going last night and a team full of MPs, it was a blast; for all who missed out. Be on tonight after 8 or 9 pm eastern, hopefully I will add to my wookie count and help Krisk6 and others spot wookies out of my reach. :devil:

krisk6
05-01-2010, 02:53 PM
I have to give thanks to my wookie spoters that took the time to piont then out as i hide in a tree and came down to claim their heads... o and i got 5 on isla and 7 in lagoona... 1 on that night one... and 2 more in the desert as well as 2 ealier in the day with joe.. soo 17 all together yesterday.... minus 1 that was a engineer. so it wasnt all one map thanks ne ways heff it was all togeth last night.

Hugh_Heff
05-04-2010, 01:10 PM
All you Wookie hunters should appreciate this pic I found. Enjoy

BERZERKERTICK
05-05-2010, 05:10 PM
so i know you guys keep all the wookie pelts but now you can do something with the meat
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/slivick/wookiee.jpg

BERZERKERTICK
05-05-2010, 05:19 PM
now i am not even gonna ask how this happened but it needs to stop =))
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/slivick/207881413.jpg

Spike Forehand
05-05-2010, 05:52 PM
now i am not even gonna ask how this happened but it needs to stop =))
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/slivick/207881413.jpg

OMFG!!!

We can't allow wookies to breed.

We need to expand our elimination program.

krisk6
05-05-2010, 07:33 PM
now i am not even gonna ask how this happened but it needs to stop =))
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/slivick/207881413.jpg

OMFG!!!

We can't allow wookies to breed.

We need to expand our elimination program.

OMFG!!!!
Obomination :cuss:
I need to kill more wookies Im averaging 5 a nite now now there breeding I need 2 knifes now..... :-w

SlapLaB
05-06-2010, 02:00 AM
Arg, even the dogs!!!

http://karrels.com/funny/ihascheeseburger/funny-dog-pictures-the-wookie-makeover-is-a-success.jpg

TrojanTeacher
05-06-2010, 10:31 AM
now i am not even gonna ask how this happened but it needs to stop =))
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/slivick/207881413.jpg

Is that wookie wearing Nike's?

--Teach

REMEC87
05-06-2010, 12:40 PM
Wookies need love too...

krisk6
05-07-2010, 12:23 PM
I got me a gold wookie pelt last night climbed the sniper tower arica harbor on wookie hill and stabed him right in the face my first gold tags... :cheers:

REMEC87
05-07-2010, 04:04 PM
I got me a gold wookie pelt last night climbed the sniper tower arica harbor on wookie hill and stabed him right in the face my first gold tags... :cheers:

Congrats buddy! I still searching for my first gold one...i'm gonna hang them from the rearview mirror when i get them!

:))

SlapLaB
05-08-2010, 05:06 AM
from what level do you get golden tags?

I got plenty of silver but no gold yet :(

krisk6
05-08-2010, 05:20 PM
from what level do you get golden tags?

I got plenty of silver but no gold yet :(
You got to knife a play that has a levle 40 and up.

SlapLaB
05-13-2010, 04:21 AM
Yesterday I found a nest on Valparaiso (second set, there is a little leafy elevated bump at the back on the left...)
I knew it would be a perfect environment for them to breed...

And it was... there was not one, not two, but three of them, all absorbed in their scopes! (keep in mind there is not much space there)

They hadn't seen me so I made my approach for the cull...

But I was so overexcited, I jumped on them too quicly, managed to knife one but one of the elder ones (lvl 46) saw me and shot me... #-o

DayliteMag
05-13-2010, 08:05 AM
one but one of the elder ones (lvl 46) saw me and shot me... #-o

Yeah, the old-timers are a wiley bunch, but the pelts are extra shiny - so worth the aggrevation. B-)

REMEC87
05-13-2010, 08:53 AM
I have been collecting tags actively for 2 weeks now...almost at 100 tags!

I have more silver than bronze but i am still waiting for my 1st gold.