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    You know you've spent too much time in Bolivia when...

    ... before even looking in the top of that high kitchen cupboard for the pasta, you reach for your drone!
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!!!"

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    ... when your wife goes to the oven to get something out, you stand behind her waiting your turn to mark it for the rebels too.
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    ... you start to gently humm "Santa... Blanca... Saaaantaaaa Blanca" at work.

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    You swerve all over the road on the way to work, because well.... that's how the driving controls work in Bolivia

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    - you look at yourself in the mirror and wonder where that tan went, and how maybe a trucker 'stash would look good on you.

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    ...you duck behind the sofa and yell to your partner: "Get down! You're being spotted" when your 3 year old comes out of her bedroom during "TV" time

    Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
    He'll make it whissle;
    An legs an arms, an heads will sned


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    You realize the game has been out 7 days ...and you already have a full 2 days of game time played.


    "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

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    You pass a helipad and think to yourself - hah! The security is laughable, I could snatch that bird in a heartbeat! - and then instantly start constructing plans for approach in your head.

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    You wanna mow down that civilian in your car, but stop yourself because you don't like your partner yelling at you calling you a "fucking idiot"


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    Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
    He'll make it whissle;
    An legs an arms, an heads will sned


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    ...You go to ask your kids/ work collegue to help you with something but stop yourself, thinking "I may as well do it myself, as they are as useless as Pac Katari's stupid fucking rebels!"
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!!!"

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