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    Funny headlines....

    I don't know about you, but I just love it when I read funny headlines in the newspaper or online. Literally just got a news blast from CBC reporting the following (and this is a direct copy/paste):

    News Alert :
    Vader arrested in early-morning raid


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    Re: Funny headlines....

    I got one for ya.

    Parachuting donkey shocks Russian beachgoers

    There is even a video.

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    Re: Funny headlines....

    Nice one, Toxic. The morons who organized this ought to be tied to a donkey and dragged around town for the same period of time that the Donkey was strapped to the para-sail. Stupid and cruel = bad combo


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    Re: Funny headlines....

    Totally agree with you there. Total stupidity and very cruel. The news announcer said people could here it braying as it was flying. I'll bet it was. It was saying "GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"

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    Re: Funny headlines....

    This not a headline but one of our local (Pittsburgh) news anchors with a live slip of the lip.

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    Re: Funny headlines....

    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobySnacks
    This not a headline but one of our local (Pittsburgh) news anchors with a live slip of the lip.

    This guy may have just inadvertantly hit on a great new business model for the struggling airline industry. I can see it now: Tiny-Bag 'O Peanuts, $2...Beer, $5....Crappy Sandwich, $4...Sex with the Hot airline attendant, $500...Lousy ear phones, $1...Mini Glass 'O wine, $5.....


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    Re: Funny headlines....

    Quote Originally Posted by DayliteMag
    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobySnacks
    This not a headline but one of our local (Pittsburgh) news anchors with a live slip of the lip.

    This guy may have just inadvertently hit on a great new business model for the struggling airline industry. I can see it now: Tiny-Bag 'O Peanuts, $2...Beer, $5....Crappy Sandwich, $4...Sex with the Hot airline attendant, $500...Lousy ear phones, $1...Mini Glass 'O wine, $5.....
    I see an advertising partnership between Virgin airlines and Master Card.......priceless.
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    Re: Funny headlines....

    Saw one today on a site that said simply

    Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.

    My favorite part or Leno and/or Letterman is the headlines. If Craig Fergison did a headlines segment he would be the ultimate late night show.


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    Re: Funny headlines....

    Nice one Skeet. Would make only slightly more sense if they quoted the age as "20", but way funnier this way.

    Here is one that appeared in the Ottawa Sun today:

    "Fake Jew to appeal rape case"

    No idea what the article is about, but funny headline nonetheless.


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    What is a fake Jew and why is that important in the rape case?

    Just found one for Portland Harold in Portland, Maine.

    Portland is third "gayest" city in the U.S.


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